Sunday, November 12, 2006

Chaper 18.

When last we left our hero, he had been stranded in a horrifying parallel universe.
A universe in which the laws of physics remained intact, but the laws of grammar were nowhere to be found.
A universe in which the youth spends more money on car stereo equipment than they do on their educations.
A universe in which the concept of "burn more calories than you consume in order to lose weight" is nonexistent in the minds of the 300 lb gargantuans aimlessly roaming the aisles of wal-mart.
A universe in which, when you dress up as Julius Caesar for halloween, no one has a clue who you're talking about.
And the most horrifying of all...even the women have mullets.

Oh wait, no, nevermind. It's just Chickasha.


betty2004ok said...

You poor superior young man.

betty2004ok said...

just because a person has a certain kind of haircut dosn't meen their inferior. You don't know anything about them there fore you can not judge them. And also, just because they arn't as bright as you or have less education dosn't mean you can automatically assume they are a hillbilly. If you ask me, this paragraph you wrote makes you sound a wee bit arrogant.

theBeatnik said...

lol, it's not arrogance if it's the truth.

theBeatnik said...

but I'm really proud of you for thinking from both sides of an issue. That's a trait that will give you a very clear understanding of whatever situation you may find yourself thinking about.
And even though I don't fit with most of the people down here, I did (mostly) mean it to be a joke.

(and seriously, the mullet went out of style in the late 80s...I'm frankly surprised it was ever in style.)

dori said...

What happened to Chapers 2-17?